In the twisted, neon-drenched carnival of modern commerce, where every turn feels like a descent into the absurd, the camera industry has morphed into a den of iniquity—a grotesque bazaar where scamera vendors hawk their mechanical lie detectors for the simple purpose of lining their pockets. It’s a system as corrupted as a back-alley drug deal, a racket fueled not by public safety but by an insatiable lust for cash. The time has come for Florida’s Attorney General to step into the fray, to rip the band-aid off this festering wound and enforce the law with a ferocity that echoes through the corridors of justice.
In this carnival of speed traps and blinking red lights, the current state of affairs is nothing short of a sham. The vendors, with their sly grins and cleverly worded disclaimers, have been given carte blanche to police themselves—a modern-day Wild West where the sheriff is more concerned with his own gold than with the safety of his constituents. It is high time that criminal and civil penalties be levied against these nefarious operators and the complicit counties who game the system, turning public trust into a commodity as worthless as counterfeit bills.
Imagine, if you will, a school zone camera devoid of the rudimentary courtesy of a yellow light—a glaring omission that would be as absurd as a circus without clowns. In this dystopian landscape, there is simply no excuse for neglecting the simple truth: if a county can afford to install a high-tech scamera designed purely for revenue extraction, then it can just as easily afford a yellow signal and a proper speed readout sign. This is not a matter of technological prowess or budgetary constraints, but of basic decency. The lack of these critical features is a glaring reminder that the system was rigged from the start, engineered solely to siphon money from the unwitting public.
The entire apparatus of speed enforcement has been hijacked by greed—a game rigged by bureaucrats and vendors alike. In the shadowy interplay of politics and profit, common sense is left to die a slow and painful death, trampled under the weight of unchecked ambition and monetary gain. Florida, like many other states, has become the stage for a grand, unholy spectacle where the pursuit of profit overrides the sanctity of the law. The rules are bent, the guidelines blurred, and the very concept of justice twisted into a grotesque parody of its former self.
This is not merely a call for reform—it is a rallying cry against a system that has, over time, become as unhinged and unpredictable as a drug-fueled nightmare on the highways of our modern civilization. The Florida Attorney General must be empowered to crack down on these scamera vendors with the full force of the law. Only then can we hope to dismantle this den of iniquity, restore some semblance of fairness, and ensure that public safety is no longer sacrificed at the altar of profit.
In the end, this battle is not just about traffic cameras or yellow lights—it is about reclaiming our streets, our trust, and our future from the clutches of an industry that has long forgotten its duty to the people. The system was set up for cash, but it’s high time we demanded accountability and transparency in return.
With the many shenanigans of the camera industry really out for a buck.
It is time for Florida AG to be empowered to enforce the law against scamera vendors. Right now they basically self police themselves.
There has got to be criminal and civil penalties against vendors and counties who illegally cite or game the system.
Further no excuse for any school zone scamera to not have a yellow light while hot and this is your speed sign before the scamera.
If the county can “afford” a scamera they can afford a yellow and speed readout sign.
This whole system was set up for cash!